Mom, this might be my last chance to tell you I love you.
[stares off into the distance as the sun begins to set] they reblogged something from me, once
'girls don't have to clear their internet history'
let me explain you a thing
of course girls don’t have to clear their internet history
girls are smart enough to use an incognito window
imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”GO CHOP SOME LUMBER
"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"
"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."
how do you stop people using you for everything?